The People's Republic of SFRYugosalvia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marsal Balsa with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.036 billion SFRYugosalvians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titograd. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SFRYugosalvian economy, worth 325 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,963 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, Marsal Balsa has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and 'Wolfnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SFRYugosalvia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SFRYugosalvia is ranked 26,872^nd in the world and 813^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 73.63 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.