The Allied States of Janoi Donacen is a large, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 73 million Donacienians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Janoi Donacienian economy, worth 2.70 trillion Arines a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 37,052 Arines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, pros are the new cons, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Janoi Donacienian ambassadors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoi Donacen's national animal is the Tuatara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Janoi Donacen is ranked 163,497^th in the world and 3,464^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 7.76 flags saluted per person per day.