The District of Sayres is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 35.4 billion Sayresians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The thriving Sayresian economy, worth a remarkable 1,593 trillion districtas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 45,008 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 130,349 per year while the poor average 12,315, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, Sayres has designated District City as its capital city, and Liard has just been declared ruler of Sayres in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sayres's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sayres is ranked 218,037^th in the world and 7^th in Uganda for Safest, scoring 27.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.