The Oil Painted Joy of Saganye is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a Neighbourly Scientist with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.486 billion Saganyehilists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Roger's Neighbourhood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Saganyehilist economy, worth a remarkable 6,383 trillion kind words a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 412,215 kind words, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Saganyehilist officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and AI citizens are criticized for being robotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saganye's national animal is the friendly critters Bob Ross adopted, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sorry for the inconvenience.

Saganye is ranked 282^nd in the world and 1^st in Mr Rogers Neighbourhood of Socialists for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,378.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.