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Coffee is better than tea
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,476thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,604thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,512th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Power
Diplomacy Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Sabden

Population297 million

CurrencyPoli
AnimalFerret

The People's Republic of Sabden is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 297 million Sabdenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Sabdenian economy, worth 27.2 trillion Polis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,624 Polis, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sabden's national animal is the Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sabden is ranked 184,639th in the world and 4th in Shelp for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.21 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,476thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,604thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,512thLargest Mining Sector: 8,893rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,447thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,223rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,285thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,124thLargest Retail Industry: 23,856thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,347thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24,455th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sabden, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabden, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Sabden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Sabden voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend One Small Island".
  • : Following new legislation in Sabden, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabden, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabden, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabden, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabden, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabden, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.

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