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My butt runs on lunar power.
Most Stationary: 142ndLargest Populations: 456thMost Influential: 6,081st
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Selenoteuthis

Population44.853 billion

Currencynewton
Animalfig

The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 44.853 billion Selenoteuthisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Selenoteuthisian economy, worth 805 trillion newtons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,960 newtons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selenoteuthis's national animal is the fig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Selenoteuthis is ranked 247,712th in the world and 2nd in The East Atlantic for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Stationary: 142ndLargest Populations: 456thTop
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Most Influential: 6,081stLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,357thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,851stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 28,435thMost Income Equality: 28,443rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28,835th

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  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens, Lowest Crime Rates, Nicest Citizens, and Safest.
  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Most Influential, and Largest Populations.
  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Income Equality.
  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Selenoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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