The State of Rolaids is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 29.469 billion Rolaidsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rolaidsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,669 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading, "will oppress the masses for food", and Rolaids has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Rolaids's national animal is the deer.

Rolaids is ranked 196,917^th in the world and 3^rd in Tuvalu for Most Patriotic, with 6.95 flags saluted per person per day.