The Commonwealth of El Bababooey is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Myron Vestergaard with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.568 billion El Bababooeyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Bababooey Tunnel. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient El Bababooeyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,232 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, El Bababooey is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and armed security details escort librarians to their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Bababooey's national animal is the Man Bear Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

El Bababooey is ranked 3,847^th in the world and 11^th in Wintreath for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 632.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.