The Free Land of Quanali is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.623 billion Quanalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maluard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Quanalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,794 trillion Tasers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 107,936 Tasers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 493,458 per year while the poor average 14,379, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', misbehaving aardvarks deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quanali's national animal is the aardvark, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Violetism.

Quanali is ranked 7,499^th in the world and 4^th in Callista for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,651.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.