I'm Crazy Comrade Crazy
Largest Insurance Industry: 7,872ndMost Influential: 17,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,297th
The Illegal Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.214 billion

LeaderComrade Crazy

CurrencyWorthless Rouble

The Illegal Land of PUTinSKAYA is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Crazy with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.214 billion Crazies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosk-No. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Crazy economy, worth 240 trillion Worthless Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,058 Worthless Roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Crazy satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PUTinSKAYA's national animal is the Parasite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Warmongering.

PUTinSKAYA is ranked 61,517th in the world and 166th in Wintreath for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,749.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Insurance Industry: 7,872ndTop
Most Influential: 17,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,297thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,553rdMost Authoritarian: 24,600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,062ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,438th
Largest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : PUTinSKAYA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : PUTinSKAYA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : PUTinSKAYA's influence in Wintreath fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : PUTinSKAYA's influence in Wintreath rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : PUTinSKAYA changed its national animal to "Parasite", its capital to "Mosk-No", its currency to "Worthless Rouble", its demonym to "Crazy", its demonym adjective to "Crazy", its faith to "Warmongering", its leader to "Comrade Crazy", its motto to "I'm Crazy", and its nation type to "Illegal Land".
  • : PUTinSKAYA altered its national flag.
  • : PUTinSKAYA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : PUTinSKAYA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : PUTinSKAYA resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : PUTinSKAYA altered its national flag.