The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer349 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.438 billion Printer349ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer349ian economy, worth 882 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 162,309 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer349's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer349 is ranked 208,641^st in the world and 2,052^nd in Two for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.