The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer32 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.545 billion Printer32ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer32ian economy, worth 723 trillion cards a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,501 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick legendaries for amusement, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, all you have to do is pray to get into Printer32, and teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Printer32's offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer32's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer32 is ranked 276,014^th in the world and 2,537^th in Two for Safest, scoring 7.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.