The State of Port of Spain is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.984 billion Ports of Spainiards live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The strong Port of Spainian economy, worth 839 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 60,027 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 388,565 per year while the poor average 3,718, a ratio of 104 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Port of Spain has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Port of Spain in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Port of Spain's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Port of Spain is ranked 264,027^th in the world and 8^th in Port of Spain for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.