Οἰκουμενισμός ἐστί: Εἰρήνη, Εὐδαιμονία, Δημοκρατία Βασιλεύς Αὐτοκράτωρ Βαλεριανός Β'
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 188thLargest Black Market: 323rdLargest Gambling Industry: 478th
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Pino Grand Fenwick

Population16.124 billion

LeaderΒασιλεύς Αὐτοκράτωρ Βαλεριανός Β'
FaithOrthodox Christanity

Currency₯ Hellenic Drachma
AnimalDouble Headed Eagle

The Panhellenic Imperium of Pino Grand Fenwick is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Βασιλεύς Αὐτοκράτωρ Βαλεριανός Β' with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.124 billion Hellenes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rowlett. The average income tax rate is 88.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellenic economy, worth a remarkable 5,511 trillion ₯ Hellenic Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 341,801 ₯ Hellenic Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Hellenic pirates, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pino Grand Fenwick's national animal is the Double Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christanity.

Pino Grand Fenwick is ranked 141,747th in the world and 35th in The Graveyard for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,162.73 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 188thLargest Black Market: 323rdLargest Gambling Industry: 478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 491stMost Subsidized Industry: 550thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 723rdMost Armed: 1,176thHighest Average Incomes: 1,385thMost Efficient Economies: 1,467thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,618thHighest Economic Output: 1,761stHighest Crime Rates: 1,770thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,054thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,613thMost Cultured: 3,625thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,238thLargest Governments: 5,568thRudest Citizens: 7,553rdNudest: 7,785thSmartest Citizens: 8,273rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,933rdMost Developed: 9,076thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,578thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,539thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,780thLargest Populations: 14,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,538thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,725thHealthiest Citizens: 16,394thMost Avoided: 19,432ndHighest Drug Use: 20,298th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the region

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