The Constitutional Dictatorship of Pays de Pierre-Arbre is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Henri-Pierre Norris with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 29.812 billion Pays de Pierre-Arbreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pays de Pierre-Arbrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,963 trillion Steins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,849 Steins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, Pays de Pierre-Arbre is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pays de Pierre-Arbre's national animal is the black mamba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Stone Tree.

Pays de Pierre-Arbre is ranked 75,005^th in the world and 2^nd in Steinbaumland for Safest, scoring 93.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.