The District of Pancasil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Laird with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.111 billion Pancasilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 10.6%.

The very strong Pancasilian economy, worth 872 trillion dictrictas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 37,760 dictrictas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pancasil's national animal is the trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Pancasil is ranked 82,964^th in the world and 118^th in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 338.06 on the Clooney Contribution Index.