The Republic of Old Aweic Wirs is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Erich Von Rerugen with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.548 billion Old Aweic Wirsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wruuhvale. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old Aweic Wirsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,041 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Old Aweic Wirs to be bombproof, and belief that Erich Von Rerugen is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Aweic Wirs's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Aweic Wirs is ranked 131,041^st in the world and 575^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 804.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.