The Queen's State of Ogadaki is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.75 billion Ogadakians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Ogadakian economy, worth 773 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 31,250 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,465 per year while the poor average 1,679, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the government is avowedly atheist, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ogadaki's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ogadaki is ranked 263,359^th in the world and 8^th in Freetown for Safest, scoring 11.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.