Population | 8.42 billion |
Capital | Enaciud |
Leader | The CIA |
Faith | The Revolution |
Currency | Pan-dólar |
Animal | troupial |
The Comunidad Popular of Nueva Zulia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The CIA with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.42 billion Nueva Zulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enaciud. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Nueva Zulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion Pan-dólars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 217,428 Pan-dólars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime is totally unknown. Nueva Zulia's national animal is the troupial, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Revolution.
Nueva Zulia is ranked 289,170th in the world and 1,345th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nueva Zulia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Nueva Zulia, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Nueva Zulia, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
- : Following new legislation in Nueva Zulia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in Nueva Zulia, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Following new legislation in Nueva Zulia, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Nueva Zulia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Nueva Zulia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Nueva Zulia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Democratic Republic of Acember.
- : Nueva Zulia was endorsed by The Confederal Republics of International Socialist Union.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » UNIOS, Namwenia, Anerchi, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Socialismia, Silu, North Goiky, International Socialist Union, Democratic Republic of Acember, and Perclumsia.