The Precious Gemnation of Nuazrilhe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Novalia Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.11 billion Nuazrilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noiritia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuazrilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,054 trillion Noirites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 335,304 Noirites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, graffiti graces every city's streets, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown. Nuazrilhe's national animal is the Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Nuazrilhe is ranked 290,234^th in the world and 13^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.91 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.