Population | 8.925 billion |
Capital | Noiritia |
Leader | Novalia Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Noirite |
Animal | Swallow |
The Precious Gemnation of Nuazrilhe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Novalia Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.925 billion Nuazrilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noiritia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Nuazrilhean economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion Noirites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 331,256 Noirites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies. Crime is totally unknown. Nuazrilhe's national animal is the Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Nuazrilhe is ranked 23,016th in the world and 44th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.21993194752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, a government program is underway to revitalize Nuazrilhe's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, the official Nuazrilhean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.