The Precious Gemnation of Nuazrilhe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Novalia Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.169 billion Nuazrilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noiritia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuazrilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion Noirites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,877 Noirites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Nuazrilhean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'. Crime is totally unknown. Nuazrilhe's national animal is the Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Nuazrilhe is ranked 1,281^st in the world and 35^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.84 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.