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Noirites are the most precious gemstones
Most Compassionate Citizens: 375thNicest Citizens: 412thMost Inclusive: 435th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Nuazrilhe

Population5.169 billion

CapitalNoiritia
LeaderNovalia Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyNoirite
AnimalSwallow

The Precious Gemnation of Nuazrilhe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Novalia Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.169 billion Nuazrilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noiritia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuazrilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion Noirites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,877 Noirites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Nuazrilhean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'. Crime is totally unknown. Nuazrilhe's national animal is the Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Nuazrilhe is ranked 1,281st in the world and 35th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.84 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 375thNicest Citizens: 412thMost Inclusive: 435thMost Pacifist: 521stHighest Food Quality: 739thLargest Welfare Programs: 739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 946thMost Developed: 974thLargest Governments: 1,092ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,094thBest Weather: 1,129thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,174thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,185thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,242ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,244thHealthiest Citizens: 1,256thMost Efficient Economies: 1,281stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,289thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,339thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,435thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,671stMost Cultured: 1,689thSafest: 1,725thSmartest Citizens: 1,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,391stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,998thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,270thLowest Crime Rates: 3,627thHighest Average Incomes: 3,682ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,701stMost Secular: 5,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,349thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,087thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,507thMost Income Equality: 17,101stHighest Drug Use: 21,736thMost Politically Free: 22,398thMost Patriotic: 22,554th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Nuazrilhean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Novalia Darklight to progressive thinkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuazrilhe, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Noiritia to enjoy their national art.

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