The Grand Sacred Empire of North Finslisia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Lucius I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.516 billion Finslimins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niktau. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finslide economy, worth 967 trillion Asimis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,317 Asimis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, the tenet of free speech is held dear, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Finslisia's national animal is the Albino Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Efilnikufesin.

North Finslisia is ranked 72,882^nd in the world and 7^th in Nova Tero for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,365.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.