Population | 27.37 billion |
Capital | T'e Old'e Town |
Leader | Supreme Master Overlord for All Time |
Faith | Romanism |
Currency | reza |
Animal | parish priest |
The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.37 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 5,082 trillion rezas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 185,691 rezas, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.
NormanJackson is ranked 291,280th in the world and 1,306th in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.3 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, warning signs caution faithfuls where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.