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Most Primitive: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thMost Devout: 7th
The Spiritual Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Squire
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NormanJackson

Population27.37 billion

CapitalT'e Old'e Town
LeaderSupreme Master Overlord for All Time
FaithRomanism

Currencyreza
Animalparish priest

The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.37 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 5,082 trillion rezas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 185,691 rezas, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.

NormanJackson is ranked 290,753rd in the world and 1,300th in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.3 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Primitive: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thMost Devout: 7thBest Weather: 26thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 79thMost Corrupt Governments: 92ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 195thMost Beautiful Environments: 198thMost Conservative: 440thLargest Black Market: 534thLowest Crime Rates: 566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 786thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,722ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,298thMost Stationary: 3,852ndMost Authoritarian: 3,944thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,658thLargest Populations: 6,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,237thLargest Governments: 8,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,450thHighest Average Incomes: 12,761stMost Influential: 13,456thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 21,627thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,672ndMost Extreme: 24,902nd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, warning signs caution faithfuls where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.

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