Population | 27.37 billion |
Capital | T'e Old'e Town |
Leader | Supreme Master Overlord for All Time |
Faith | Romanism |
Currency | reza |
Animal | parish priest |
The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, enslaved workforce, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.37 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 5,077 trillion rezas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 185,521 rezas, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.
NormanJackson is ranked 290,430th in the world and 1,305th in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.3 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, warning signs caution faithfuls where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, children play a simplified version of hopscotch.
- : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, hunters often become the hunted.