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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 514th
The Ayalat of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.075 billion



The Ayalat of Nociav is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Zarbh with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.075 billion Nocis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiyab. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Noci economy, worth 922 trillion Zars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 226,286 Zars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,077,560 per year while the poor average 2,576, a ratio of 806 to 1.

Corruption is a game of two halves, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nociav's national animal is the Argha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Avaska.

Nociav is ranked 3,205th in the world and 107th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,491.06 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 514thMost Valuable International Artwork: 563rdMost Avoided: 714thHighest Crime Rates: 733rdLargest Retail Industry: 755thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 785thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 806thLargest Gambling Industry: 838thFattest Citizens: 869thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 878thMost Armed: 924thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,240thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,673rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,121stMost Influential: 2,263rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,205thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,395thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,426thRudest Citizens: 3,438thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,269thMost Efficient Economies: 5,569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,597thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,675thLargest Mining Sector: 5,705thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,167thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,032ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,068thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,792ndMost Patriotic: 14,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,777thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,686thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,756thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,778thHighest Economic Output: 23,632ndMost Pro-Market: 25,504th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionRudest Citizens: 90th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 98th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 113th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 255th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 281st in the regionMost Patriotic: 342nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 354th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 361st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 403rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 421st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 455th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 489th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 694th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 773rd in the regionLargest Populations: 913th in the region

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