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Nice pizza or no pizza
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 739th
The Grand Duchy of
Capitalizt
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Nice Pizza

Population15.287 billion

LeaderThe Grand High Pizzaiola
FaithPizzaroastrianism

CurrencyWongadosharoonie
Animalanchovy

The Grand Duchy of Nice Pizza is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand High Pizzaiola with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.287 billion Pizzarinoes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza economy, worth a remarkable 2,319 trillion Wongadosharoonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 151,745 Wongadosharoonies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,398,974 per year while the poor average 1,652, a ratio of 846 to 1.

It is said that a Pizza woman's work is never done, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, and there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nice Pizza's national animal is the anchovy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pizzaroastrianism.

Nice Pizza is ranked 281,396th in the world and 129th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 739thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 881stHighest Crime Rates: 902ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 927thFattest Citizens: 1,093rdMost Avoided: 1,307thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,454thMost Armed: 1,857thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 2,970thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,030thRudest Citizens: 3,063rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,633rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,306thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,227thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,876thMost Stationary: 9,027thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,409thHighest Economic Output: 10,284thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 18,770thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,920thHighest Average Incomes: 21,862ndMost Influential: 22,019thLargest Populations: 26,367thMost Pro-Market: 26,575th
Top
1%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Stationary.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nice Pizza, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Nice Pizza was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 509 million zombies.

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