The Federal Republic of New Stracjyen is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 270 million Stracjyenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horst. The average income tax rate is 13.3%.

The powerhouse Stracjyenian economy, worth 25.5 trillion Moillas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,401 Moillas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Transgender and agender are on the education agenda, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, contestants on New Stracjyen's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Stracjyen's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Stracjyen is ranked 201,131^st in the world and 738^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -111.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.