NATION

PASSWORD

Obey the Empress
Most Patriotic: 380thLargest Publishing Industry: 847thLowest Crime Rates: 852nd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Orcrimmar

Population17.267 billion

CapitalNew Ponyville
LeaderEmpress Fluttershy
Faithponyism

Currencybit
Animalpegasus

The Empire of New Orcrimmar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Fluttershy with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.267 billion New Orcrimmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ponyville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Orcrimmarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,543 trillion bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 263,123 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

On hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant, the New Orcrimmar Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Orcrimmar's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ponyism.

New Orcrimmar is ranked 18,271st in the world and 14th in Pony Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,486.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 380thLargest Publishing Industry: 847thLowest Crime Rates: 852ndLargest Governments: 915thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,002ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,313thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,316thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,552ndMost Devout: 1,560thSmartest Citizens: 1,620thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,719thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,965thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,968thMost Cultured: 2,197thMost Efficient Economies: 2,201stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,228thHealthiest Citizens: 2,408thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,126thHighest Average Incomes: 3,389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,129thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,298thHighest Food Quality: 7,920thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,399thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,259thMost Authoritarian: 12,361stTop
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Most Developed: 13,342ndLargest Populations: 15,853rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,745thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,271stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,312th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, the New Orcrimmar Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : New Orcrimmar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : New Orcrimmar's influence in Pony Realms rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, visitors to New Orcrimmar are microchipped and must be escorted by a New Orcrimmarian soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.

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