The Empire of New Orcrimmar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Fluttershy with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.267 billion New Orcrimmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ponyville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Orcrimmarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,543 trillion bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 263,123 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

On hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant, the New Orcrimmar Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Orcrimmar's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ponyism.

New Orcrimmar is ranked 18,271^st in the world and 14^th in Pony Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,486.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.