The Patriotic Capitalist State of New Caldari is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Akimaka Saraki with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.956 billion Caldari are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcurio. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caldari economy, worth an astonishing 17,098 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 407,540 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,952,110 per year while the poor average 49,788, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Caldari's national animal is the Kaojin Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kutuoto Miru.

New Caldari is ranked 3,352^nd in the world and 1^st in Liberalia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 668.78 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.