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Duty, Sacrifice, Perfection Akimaka Saraki
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 206thHighest Economic Output: 226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 266th
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New Caldari

Population38.176 billion

CapitalTovil
LeaderAkimaka Saraki
FaithThe Way

CurrencyCredit
AnimalKaojin Dragon

The Patriotic Capitalist State of New Caldari is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Akimaka Saraki with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.176 billion Caldari are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tovil. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caldari economy, worth an astonishing 15,338 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 401,796 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,836,079 per year while the poor average 53,572, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Caldari's national animal is the Kaojin Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Way.

New Caldari is ranked 1,136th in the world and 1st in Liberalia for Most Avoided, scoring 576.21 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 206thHighest Economic Output: 226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 266thLargest Insurance Industry: 278thLargest Mining Sector: 289thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 424thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 459thLargest Agricultural Sector: 499thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 630thLargest Gambling Industry: 654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 702ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 892ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 915thHighest Average Incomes: 955thLargest Populations: 1,102ndMost Avoided: 1,136thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,164thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,713thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,420thFattest Citizens: 2,484thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,791stSmartest Citizens: 2,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,106thLowest Crime Rates: 3,327thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,683rdMost Stationary: 4,071stMost Patriotic: 4,153rdMost Secular: 4,315thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,652ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,824thRudest Citizens: 8,952ndTop
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Most Influential: 14,040thLargest Black Market: 14,790thLargest Governments: 16,452ndMost Developed: 17,892ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,618thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,049th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Caldari lodged a message on the Liberalia Regional Message Board.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : New Caldari lodged a message on the Liberalia Regional Message Board.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : New Caldari was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The United Kingdom of Deagane, infecting 70 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.

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