The Misdemeaning Delinquents of Naughty Catboys is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-working population of 6.468 billion Naughty Catboys are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The powerhouse Naughty Catboy economy, worth 452 trillion Nyaas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,026 Nyaas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Naughty Catboys's national animal is the UwU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Naughty Catboys is ranked 3,226^th in the world and 9^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,483.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.