NATION

PASSWORD

Peace, Prosperity and Order is what we Strive for. Erik Amstutz
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,722ndMost Influential: 8,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,080th
The Grand Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate / Surveyor
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Mlociniakik

Population1.578 billion

CapitalDerfin
LeaderErik Amstutz
FaithMlakinism

CurrencyShomgle
AnimalHorse

The Grand Kingdom of Mlociniakik is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Erik Amstutz with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.578 billion Mlocikians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derfin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mlocikian economy, worth 195 trillion Shomgles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,855 Shomgles, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and criminals are thrown to the Horses to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mlociniakik's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Mlakinism.

Mlociniakik is ranked 284,509th in the world and 142nd in Palatine for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.17 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,722ndMost Influential: 8,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,080thMost Developed: 14,423rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 17,262ndLongest Average Lifespans: 20,269thSmartest Citizens: 20,711thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,860thHighest Food Quality: 21,265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,734thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,633rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,276thMost Inclusive: 23,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,461stLowest Crime Rates: 26,630thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,840thHighest Average Incomes: 26,967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,107thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,260thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,426thMost Cultured: 29,636th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mlociniakik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Mlociniakik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Press Freedoms".
  • : Mlociniakik changed its national nation type to "Grand Kingdom".
  • : Mlociniakik changed its national animal to "Horse" and its currency to "Shomgle".
  • : Mlociniakik approved the World Assembly proposal "Psychiatric Care Act".
  • : Mlociniakik approved the World Assembly proposal "Voting rights for former prisoners".
  • : Following new legislation in Mlociniakik, criminals are thrown to the Horses to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Mlociniakik, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Mlociniakik, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Mlociniakik approved the World Assembly proposal "International Patent Compact".

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