The Crater of Miamington is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meowscles with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 9.143 billion Miamingtonites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,223 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,824 Dabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the default state for Miamington is default, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Beepus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Miamington is ranked 44,802^nd in the world and 2,654^th in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 29.9 flags saluted per person per day.