The People's Republic of Kittsstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairwoman Monika Blossum with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.507 billion Kittsstanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenin's Centre. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kittsstanian economy, worth 171 trillion Feathers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,957 Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kittsstanian diplomacy is by the book, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kittsstan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kittsstan is ranked 11,978^th in the world and 82^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 371.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.