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Amazing Facts About Marrabuk

Amazing Facts about Marrabuk

1) While Jesus can walk on water, Marrabuk can swim on land.

2) Marrabuk can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

3) When Marrabuk lifts weights, the weights gained muscle.

4) Marrabuk helped the nurses when he was born.

5) Marrabuk once travelled on a helicopter in Switzerland. His wallet fell off, that place is now called the Swiss Bank.

6) When Marrabuk was born, his parents didn't name him. He named them.

7) When Marrabuk visits your house, you become the guest.

8) When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Marrabuk.

9) Alcohol drinks had to turn 18 before they can be drank by Marrabuk.

10) One day, Marrabuk took a lie detector test. The machine confess everything to Marrabuk.

11) When Marrabuk was a kid, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

12) Oxygen needs Marrabuk to survive.

13) In school, teachers had to raise their hands to talk to Marrabuk.

14) One day, Marrabuk missed 2 days in school. These days were then named Saturday and Sunday.

15) One day, Marrabuk arrives late for school, the other students were penalized for coming early.

16) Marrabuk never lies. The truth is what that's wrong.

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