Population | 7.522 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Luck beetles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.522 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Luckian economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 267,982 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luck beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Luck beetles is ranked 286,688th in the world and 6th in World of Beetles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.79 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Luck beetles, Ringa Beetles is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.