The Republic of LSandberg is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.275 billion LSandbergians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The thriving LSandbergian economy, worth 364 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,166 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,890 per year while the poor average 11,864, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. LSandberg's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

LSandberg is ranked 183,529^th in the world and 3^rd in Dream SMP for Most Primitive, scoring -72.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.