The Awesome Girlfriends of Loving-Couple is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archivists with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.636 billion Loving-Coupleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archive House. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Loving-Couplean economy, worth 334 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,013 snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, the government operates on the idea that you can't be betrayed if you get your betrayals in first and fastest, and the nation's unofficial motto is "Fear Thy Neighbour". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loving-Couple's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Loving-Couple is ranked 5,684^th in the world and 1^st in LIFE PUPPETS for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,747.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.