The Holy Empire of Duki Pionizzan is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 390 million Satanists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Duki Pionizzanian economy, worth 15.1 trillion meows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,768 meows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, a government program is underway to revitalize Duki Pionizzan's beaches, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Duki Pionizzan's national animal is the pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Duki Pionizzan is ranked 252,757^th in the world and 8^th in The SVA society for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.