The Long Island of Long Island is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Islander population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.85 billion Long Islandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The Long Islandian economy, worth 964 trillion Islanders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 38,829 Islanders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Long Island's national animal is the Islander, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Long Island is ranked 191,847^th in the world and 7^th in Long Island for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.