The Terrible Swift Sword of Lawyers Guns and Money is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 23.812 billion Lawyers Guns and Moneyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The strong Lawyers Guns and Moneyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,817 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, cities in Lawyers Guns and Money declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lawyers Guns and Money's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lawyers Guns and Money is ranked 177,587^th in the world and 1^st in Dornbirn for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 53.56 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.