The DONT BANJECT ME of Apache developer states is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 816 million Developers are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobile Defence HQ. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Developian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Pizzas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 38,833 Pizzas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement. Crime is moderate. Apache developer states's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Apache developer states is ranked 82,191^st in the world and 23^rd in Realm of the Whispering Winds for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 96.95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.