The People's New Democracy of Kyz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.413 billion Kyzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyz City. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Kyzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion Nova York Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,542 Nova York Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and Kyz has designated Kyz City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyz's national animal is the Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyz is ranked 84,699^th in the world and 4^th in Greater Nova York for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.9 law-abiding acts per hour.