Population | 16.683 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | oyster |
The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.683 billion KohrArians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient KohrArian economy, worth an astonishing 12,944 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 775,895 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,144,846 per year while the poor average 8,556, a ratio of 835 to 1.
Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, and athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. KohrAr's national animal is the oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
KohrAr is ranked 52nd in the world and 4th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 57,619.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats.
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, the nation excels at displacement.
- : Following new legislation in KohrAr, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.