The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.222 billion KohrArians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient KohrArian economy, worth an astonishing 14,826 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 813,666 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,490,061 per year while the poor average 9,007, a ratio of 831 to 1.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, neighboring nations are tired of KohrAr's big fish stories, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. KohrAr's national animal is the oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KohrAr is ranked 230^th in the world and 8^th in the South Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 91.87 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.