With oysters we thrive!
Most Efficient Economies: 10thMost Armed: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd
The Seafood Paradise of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population13.231 billion


The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.231 billion KohrArians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient KohrArian economy, worth a remarkable 8,908 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 673,329 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,220,639 per year while the poor average 7,161, a ratio of 868 to 1.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. KohrAr's national animal is the oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KohrAr is ranked 285,223rd in the world and 11,443rd in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 18.13 years.

Most Efficient Economies: 10thMost Armed: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thLargest Retail Industry: 27thFattest Citizens: 27thHighest Crime Rates: 34thHighest Disposable Incomes: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36thLargest Gambling Industry: 66thMost Avoided: 76thRudest Citizens: 89thMost Rebellious Youth: 99thHighest Average Incomes: 105thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 135thMost Corrupt Governments: 142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 193rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 238thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 258thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 261stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 267thLargest Insurance Industry: 324thLargest Agricultural Sector: 324thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 338thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 345thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 517thLargest Governments: 755thSmartest Citizens: 821stHighest Economic Output: 822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 905thLargest Mining Sector: 961stMost Cultured: 1,037thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,053rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,117thMost Patriotic: 1,122ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,545thMost Stationary: 8,246thLargest Black Market: 13,198thMost Influential: 13,379thMost Secular: 13,757thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 18,293rdLargest Populations: 24,910th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionMost Patriotic: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 144th in the regionLargest Black Market: 196th in the regionLargest Populations: 255th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 378th in the regionMost Secular: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 524th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 861st in the regionMost Developed: 1,008th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,009th in the regionNudest: 1,110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!".
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm.
  • : KohrAr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Dollar charge on their phone bill.