The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.683 billion KohrArians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient KohrArian economy, worth an astonishing 12,948 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 776,123 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,146,941 per year while the poor average 8,559, a ratio of 835 to 1.

KohrArian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. KohrAr's national animal is the oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KohrAr is ranked 52^nd in the world and 4^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 57,602.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.