The District of Kewatin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.714 billion Districtmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The strong Kewatinian economy, worth 574 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,001 districtas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,392 per year while the poor average 2,925, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, voting is voluntary, and Kewatin has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kewatin's national animal is the trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kewatin is ranked 268,812^th in the world and 7^th in Hessia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.