The Federation of Greater Fennovia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Council with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 1.208 billion Fennovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ark. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fennovian economy, worth 133 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,236 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Fennovia's national animal is the Barracuda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Fennovia is ranked 264,797^th in the world and 4,794^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.