Population | 19.084 billion |
Capital | Kawanygrad |
Leader | Kawani |
Faith | Secular |
Currency | Dinar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Federal Republic of Kawany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kawani with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.084 billion Kawanyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kawanygrad. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kawanyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,073 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,458 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.
Kawany is ranked 164,748th in the world and 104th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 208.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kawany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Kawany voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Kawany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Food Quality, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Stationary.
- : Kawany voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Kawany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Kawany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kawany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Kawany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Kawany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Kawany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 73 » New Arkados, Rorlenland, Caspersland, United Socialist Republics of LAN, Henchikurin, Sincadenas, Martilliopen, Fizzopolis, Khoridan, Pissing Yourself, Nepacton Murt, Kagtopia, Alpinwald, Midterra, PEPEP, Crimson Terra, Rhadrainou, The Great Comrades of the Revolution, Sterkspruit, Giratyphon, Anmife, Communist Union of Rus, North Amherst, Gogosia, Aotearoa Zealand, Themsylvanii, Fibish, Newer Zealand, Sarmanov, Republic of Braz, Zaeli, Germannia, Zaratov, Peace Forrest, Prowen, Soviet Trailer Park, Placenta, Indomalfil, The hellish empire of BCC, Hoshikuni, Volgograd Communes, Hussija, United States of the Serbian Republics, Monor Olderglian, Bretova, Belladone, Infidel State, Rhenna, Tourettesia, United Asahi, and 23 others.Larger Green Plants, East Scoth, Brockfort, Runegeist, Slime Zone, Volkersland, Huazhi, Ander clan, Xyrron, Erosodom, Aduw, Die Friedlichelaender, Geezy For Life, Neo-Commune, Xanidema, Kero Kero Bonito, Neo-Serranis, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, Afondawel, Ancron, Infervia, and The Malacca Strait.